tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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