Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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