Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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