HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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