Sponge bath it is.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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