Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I am spending my child support on dildos
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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