Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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