Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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