Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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