Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
The air was thick with penises
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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