What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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