its not stalking. its research.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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