yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize