is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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