It's Friday. Sex?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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