My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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