Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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