Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I need to calm my uterus...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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