I only kidnapped one of them. chill
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize