Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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