walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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