i jhust puked up my retainher.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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