Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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