And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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