So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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