i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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