I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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