you guys were way drunker than both of me
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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