Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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