nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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