Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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