This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It was confusing and full of hummus
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Boobs speak an international language.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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