Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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