My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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