so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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