legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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