I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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