he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Randomize
