Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize