I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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