If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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