So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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