How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
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