I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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