just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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