I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just tell him i said nine months
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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