i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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