sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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