I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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