All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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