I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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