so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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