his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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