He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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