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(727): View more from Florida

So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend

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Awkward

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Best friends brother. Beat that.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.

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(239): View more from Florida

MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.

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(979): View more from Texas

For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.

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You. Win. At. Life.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I think you just miss his friendship.

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I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.

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(314): View more from Missouri

My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.

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