sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
