is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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