They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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